N Broadway House Brownies
A glimpse into day-to-day yumminess of the N. Broadway House. A 9×13 pan of chocolate something was left on our counter top with the following note er, dialogue:
Hot Beauties!
Sometimes when I PMS I make decadent things like brownies…so help yourselves! And they’re still whole wheat, low fat, and have less sugar in them.
~N
Then how are they still brownies?
~A
…Well in my relationship with brownies and the like, I have found that there are two types. The first type is like that random guy who you can dance with for one night and it is a good fix but it’s only dancing and you don’t ever feel guilty afterwards (i.e. brownies that are low fat, low sugar, etc.) The other type is the guy who you want to like pole dance for… (i.e. your husband) That’s like the super brownies with no-holds yumminess and because you’re committed to eating them, there’s no shame/guilt as these would be if you weren’t committed to them…like if you had only needed a little PMS fix and not a Huge one! J So that’s my answer for how they can still be brownies. Ha ha.
~N
I will eat them all until I find out what type they are.
~KRB
So, WAIT! I have to be married before I can enjoy the real-deal, “no-holds” version of brownies? I might have fallen short of this. I will let my co-workers know they should not refer to me as the “Virgin Mary” any longer. Ooooops. If you need me I’ll be in confession eating a brownie.
~Kara
Hilarious!!!! J
~N
I don’t know about the pole-dancing alalogy, but I know a good brownie when I eat one. Personally, I’d rather have the real thing less frequently that the “healthy” substitute more frequently. Give me real sugar, real butter, real eggs, real frosting, real ice cream on the side. Mmmm. If that means I can only have one a month instead every week, so be it.